The French you learn ≠ The French people actually speak

You learned to say “Bonjour, comment allez-vous ?” ("Hello, how are you?")
 

But a French person would more likely say: “Salut, ça va ?” ("Hey, how’s it going?")
 

You proudly say “Je ne sais pas”... ("I don’t know")
 

But in real life, you’ll hear “J’sais pas” or even just “Ch’sais pas”. ("Dunno")
 

And this is where the real issue starts:
 

👉 You speak French like in a book.
 

But French people speak in a natural, authentic way. Very different from what’s in textbooks.
 

So what happens?

You make perfect sentences with great grammar, but...
 

They don’t “match” how native speakers actually talk.
 

And our brain gets confused. We understand you’re speaking French, but we have to make an effort to follow because it doesn’t sound “natural”.
 

The solution? Learn real French... the kind people actually speak!

Good news:
 

This spoken, spontaneous, living French — you can learn that too.
 

I created a free ebook for you:
 

“MaĂźtriser le français parlĂ©” – a complete guide to discover:

  • the expressions people actually use when they speak
     
  • cut words, contractions, shortcuts
     
  • common mistakes to avoid if you want to sound natural
     
  • simple tips to practice every day
     

Once you know the real rules of spoken French, conversations become easier, smoother... and more fun!
 

So... do you want to speak like real French people?
 

Why do you freeze up when speaking?

Even if you know tons of French words, even if you understand well what you read or hear... when it’s time to speak, it often turns into a disaster.
 

You stammer, search for words, lose confidence. And it’s not because you’re “bad at languages” — not at all.
 

It’s simply because your mouth isn’t used to speaking French.
 

Speaking a language means training your pronunciation muscles. And that doesn’t happen in a notebook or by passively listening to podcasts.
 

You have to practice. Speak. Make mistakes. Try again. Laugh. Fix things.
 

But if you’re not used to it, of course:

  • words get stuck in your head;
     
  • your pronunciation is hesitant;
     
  • you can’t build smooth, flowing sentences.
     

👉 That’s exactly why I created small group conversation classes with Ohlala French Course.
 

đŸ—Łïž Real, regular practice — even if you’re not confident yet
 

In these classes:

  • You’re with 3 to 6 students max, so it’s super friendly.
     
  • You speak every week, even if you're just starting out with speaking.
     
  • You react to authentic content (videos, articles…)
     
  • You're guided by native, supportive teachers.
     
  • And after each session, you get personal notes and corrections to help you improve.
     

🎁 Bonus: you also get my course “30 jours pour comprendre les Français” ("30 days to understand the French") — slang, verlan, spoken French… everything they don’t teach you in school.
 

Basically, it’s the most effective way to unlock your spoken French and feel comfortable in real life, not just on paper.
 

⚠ Heads up — spots are limited.
 

Cognitive overload: the French brain is overwhelmed

Picture this.
 

You’re in Paris. You want to speak French. You’re motivated, you craft a beautiful sentence, polite, well-structured — a little grammatical gem.
 

And then… the French person answers:
 

“Ah ok, so… where are you from?”
 

Why do they do that? Are they snobs? Are they trying to put you down?
 

No. Well… in 99% of cases, no.
 

The real issue is that their brain is overwhelmed.
 

When you speak, they have to:

  1. Decode your accent (which they’re not used to),
     
  2. Understand your words (which might not be clearly pronounced),
     
  3. Follow a very formal structure (that’s not used in everyday speech),
     
  4. Sort through it if you mix in some English.
     

âžĄïž Result: they get tired.
 

And since the brain wants to save energy, it does what all brains do under pressure: it takes the easiest route.
 

So they switch to English. Not to be mean.
 

Just to survive the conversation.
 

The solution? Shadowing.

If you want to be understood naturally without overloading the French brain, you need to train to speak like them.
 

Not like in textbooks.
 

But like in real life.
 

🎧 Shadowing is the most effective technique:
 

  • You listen to a natural native sentence
     
  • You repeat it right away, copying the rhythm, pronunciation, intonation
     
  • You train your mouth to speak like a French person
     

The result?

You sound more natural, you’re understood better, and... people stop switching to English.
 

Good news: I’ve created a special shadowing playlist to help you.
 

Add it to your favorites, and make it a little daily ritual. 5 minutes a day is already great!
 

In summary: why don’t French people understand you… and how can you fix it?

You know the feeling?
 

You do your best.
 

You speak French.
 

You choose your words carefully.
 

You build grammatically perfect sentences.
 

But in front of you… the French person frowns, says “Pardon ?” once, twice… and ends up replying in English.
 

Frustrating, right?
 

You think: “Why don’t they make an effort to listen to me?”
 

And especially: “What can I do to finally be understood?”
 

So… what should you do? How can you be understood?
 

❌ You don’t need to be a native speaker.
 

❌ You don’t need to have a perfect accent.
 

✅ You just need to make a few powerful adjustments.
 

1. Simplify your French.

Sometimes, you want to sound impressive… but you speak like in a classic novel.
 

Mistake.
 

We, French people, speak using short sentences and everyday vocabulary.
 

💬 Instead of saying “Je n’ai pas eu l’occasion de me rendre au supermarchĂ© ce matin” ("I didn’t have the chance to go to the supermarket this morning")
 

Just say: “J’ai pas pu aller au supermarchĂ© ce matin.” ("I couldn’t go to the supermarket this morning")
 

Simple. Natural. Effective.
 

2. Use the way natives speak.

Maybe you learned to say “Je ne sais pas”. ("I don’t know")
 

But we say: “Ch’sais pas.” Or “Sais pas.” ("Dunno")
 

That’s living French, the kind you hear in the streets, in cafĂ©s, in families.
 

And it’s not the French you were taught in school.
 

👉 To help you, I created a 100% free ebook: “MaĂźtriser le français parlĂ©”
 

You’ll discover the structures, expressions, and shortcuts that people actually use.
 

3. Improve your rhythm and melody.

Speak too fast = people can’t understand you.
 

Speak too slowly = hard to follow too.
 

What you need is a natural rhythm and good intonation.
 

For that, I recommend shadowing exercises.
 

You listen to a native sentence and repeat it exactly with the same energy and musicality.
 

I created a special shadowing playlist to help you speak like a real French person.
 

4. Expose yourself to real spoken French.

No more artificial dialogues.
 

You need real voices, real situations, real emotions.
 

🎧 Watch videos in French.
 

đŸŽ™ïž Listen to native podcasts.
 

đŸ—šïž Read authentic dialogues.
 

5. Practice, practice, practice… with native speakers.

This is THE key.
 

Even if you’ve never dared to speak, even if you’re shy or a beginner,
 

You need to practice speaking regularly, in a supportive environment, with teachers who correct you gently, and classmates who are just as motivated.
 

And that’s exactly what I offer with my small group conversation classes:

đŸ‘„ 3 to 5 people,
 

☕ Twice a week,
 

✹ A guided method with interactive resources,
 

💡 And most importantly: a fun, relaxed, pressure-free vibe.
 

And the transformation is incredible:

After just a few weeks, my students tell me:

  • “Je n’ai plus peur de parler.” ("I'm not afraid to speak anymore.")
     
  • “On me rĂ©pond enfin en français.” ("People finally reply to me in French.")
     
  • “Je me sens naturel et confiant.” ("I feel natural and confident.")
     

And that, honestly, is the best kind of victory.

Spots are limited, because I keep groups small to ensure quality.